Sorry, I wish this was funnier: Maybe the Doc needs to up my meds! ...The southside Ale Emporium is in a nice strip mall (where else?) on the southwest corner of Emerson Avenue and County Line Road and opened a couple years ago after the original location was (and is) so successful at Alisonville Road and 86th Street, The original has a kind of old-fashioned pseudo-Victorian Bennigan's-like decor that makes for a comfortable living-room kind of atmosphere even though it is bustling and a little noisy, whereas this newer one down south has a trendy, modern marble and glass motif. It has a family side and an adults-only bar side with an entire wall of flat-screen TVs, four of which are usually linked to make one great big screeen that can be seen from anywhere in the room, so it is likely a great place to watch the sporting event of your choice. There is a covered outdoor section, too, which was nice today owing to the good weather, although I didn't see any TV screens there. All of this gives the place a slick, polished look and atmosphere like you would expect from a major nationwide chain rather than a local establishment.
And the food does nothing to dispell that big-box impression. They have a full bar with a wide selection of draft and bottled craft beers, and a fairly varied menu of the usual restaurant dishes you might see at Applebee's, O'Charley's, or Chili's. They're sort of known for pizza and wings, and I have mixed feelings about both. Like the rest of their food, it's all good... but none of it's what I'd call great. They have both thin crust and deep dish pizza, very heavy on the cheese and almost no noticeable sauce. The deep dish crust is rather thick and chewy compared to the pastry-like crust I've had in Chicago, the capital of deep dish, as well as some other places here. I didn't get wings this time, but I remember being rather underwhelmed by them the last time. ...Which is not to say I won't eat there again. It's really a good place to eat. I just wish it was better.
